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Blog Post #1

Classic Office

I’m the best thing that ever happened to placeholder text. I was going to say something extremely rough to Lorem Ipsum, to its family, and I said to myself, "I can't do it. I just can't do it. It's inappropriate. It's not nice."

Blog Post #1

Classic Office

When other websites give you text, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending words that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing mistakes. They’re bringing misspellings. They’re typists… And some, I assume, are good words.

My placeholder text, I think, is going to end up being very good with women. If Trump Ipsum weren’t my own words, perhaps I’d be dating it.

I was going to say something extremely rough to Lorem Ipsum, to its family, and I said to myself, "I can't do it. I just can't do it. It's inappropriate. It's not nice." An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud. I know words. I have the best words. Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?!

You're telling the enemy exactly what you're going to do. No wonder you've been fighting Lorem Ipsum your entire adult life. I will write some great placeholder text – and nobody writes better placeholder text than me, believe me – and I’ll write it very inexpensively. I will write some great, great text on your website’s Southern border, and I will make Google pay for that text. Mark my words. Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?!